1. While strolling through the Ghirardelli Chocolate Festival, we saw a young man in his early 20s wearing an enormous fake mustache and a neon green trucker hat.
2. There was a "Clean Needle Exchange" truck parked on our street yesterday.
3. I saw a man wearing saddle shoes, purple tube socks, capri pants, a woman's blouse, and a Naval officer's hat walking into Office Max.
4. There is a city-sponsored FOOD WASTE recycling program. ?? (Where does it go? I didn't think you could compost juice boxes or meat?)
5. I can buy a t-shirt with a hammer and sickle from street vendors.
6. There is a car parked across from our house with a bumper sticker that reads, "Don't Burn Out, Burn On".
7. The Pacific Ocean and the mountains are each within 10 minutes of our apartment.
8. We live in a "Nuclear Free Zone" according to the signs.
9. We don't have air conditioning and don't really need it.
10. Gas is $3.20/gallon!
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Not to mention the crazy man with dreadlocks who propositioned your mother...
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