I've got the DNC on right now while I prepare a grocery list and I have to share something urgent with the Democratic VP nominee.
JOE BIDEN: PLEASE STOP TALKING! NOW! MERCY! HELP! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Your rambling is causing me intestinal distress. (For the record, I am not a Republican or a Democrat.)
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Vegas
Wow. Having just returned from a trip to Las Vegas, the possibilities for a blog post are mind boggling.
For now, this is all I'll say: the Gigolo/Engineer totals were extremely lopsided.
For now, this is all I'll say: the Gigolo/Engineer totals were extremely lopsided.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Read This Article!!!
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/08/22/men_banned_from_national_parks_after_vandalism/
You are probably familiar with my enjoyment of rearranging letters on signs. While most often I do not rearrange anything myself, I totally enjoy the fruits of others' labor.
For example:
Free Firewood ---> Free THE Firewood
Try Our New Big N Tasty ----> Try Our Big Nasty
Now Hiring 15 Year Olds ---> Now Hiring 5 Year Olds
And on, and on... My mom is actually more accomplished at this than I am. She invested in a step stool so that she might reach those letters way high up more safely. ;)
Anyway, my cousin Katie sent me the link to this article. The freaky thing is that Jeremy and I ate last night IN THE SAME DINER as the men responsible for these shennanigans.
You are probably familiar with my enjoyment of rearranging letters on signs. While most often I do not rearrange anything myself, I totally enjoy the fruits of others' labor.
For example:
Free Firewood ---> Free THE Firewood
Try Our New Big N Tasty ----> Try Our Big Nasty
Now Hiring 15 Year Olds ---> Now Hiring 5 Year Olds
And on, and on... My mom is actually more accomplished at this than I am. She invested in a step stool so that she might reach those letters way high up more safely. ;)
Anyway, my cousin Katie sent me the link to this article. The freaky thing is that Jeremy and I ate last night IN THE SAME DINER as the men responsible for these shennanigans.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
From the people who brought you, well, nothing
Jeremy and I recently traveled to New England. Like most folks who fly, we arrived at the airport really early so we could sit around and wait for our flight to be delayed (we flew American Airlines). In order to pass the time, we created and then played a few games. I'd like to share them with you.
For each person who walks past you, do one of the following:
1. label individuals as either Gigolo or Engineer;
Pictured Above: Engineer (center, wearing blouse) with Architect and Contractor
2. guess and then shout the occupation of everyone you see (i.e. teacher, senator, arsonist).
These are fantastic ways to pass the time and inadvertantly miss your flight(s).
For each person who walks past you, do one of the following:
1. label individuals as either Gigolo or Engineer;
Pictured Above: Engineer (center, wearing blouse) with Architect and Contractor
2. guess and then shout the occupation of everyone you see (i.e. teacher, senator, arsonist).
These are fantastic ways to pass the time and inadvertantly miss your flight(s).
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