Could you pass the TP? Oh, are you seeing anyone?

The following story made me laugh hysterically. Unfortunately, I cannot take any credit for instigating it, experiencing it, or writing it. It first appeared in the NY Times in January of 2006.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying,
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know
what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says, "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say, "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I said "No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

Election 2008 Update

Ha ha. Hillary really stinks.

Interesting Interview

For those of you interested in the story of the football team and community featured in "We Are Marshall" I suggest you check out this interview.

The feature highlights one of our parish priests. He was the team chaplain for Marshall during the tragedy depicted in the film. He shares personal reflections on the events and his opinion of the film. According to the interview, his voice can be heard in several scenes.

If Jeremy and I were to combine DNA...

...this is who we would probably end up with.

Funny doesn't even begin to describe this video. I love watching the adults try to maintain their composure.