Our apartment is great and we enjoy living here. Our only complaint is the street noise when the windows are open. The passing cars I can handle, but the INSANELY loud stereos are hard to deal with. Country, rap, 80s, 90s, disco - you name it, and drivers blast it. I am not vindictive, generally speaking, but there is something so rude about loud stereos I just can't resist fantasizing about retaliation.
I have decided to post a warning, and begin enforcing my own noise ordinance. Trunk rattlers will now risk being on the receiving end of a catapult filled with feline waste. Being on the second floor, I can get some speed going and fling a steaming bag of poo right into the open windows. Perhaps I will attach a note? (Pardon my French.) "Please keep your crap to yourself and I'll do the same." :)
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