With Age Comes Wisdom

Tip #1:
When watching So You Think You Can Dance? imagine your father on stage performing the choreography.

Tip #2:
When you have a co-worker and pet with the same name, you can never be specific enough. For example:

"Mischa always follows me into the bathroom, sits on the sink, and stares at me while I use the restroom."

"Mischa would not stop licking me!"

"Mischa slept on your side of the bed every night you were gone."

"Mischa loves it when you rub his belly!"

"When I was gone, Mischa really missed the wrestling."