How Did I Get Here?

You might have googled one of these phrases. (This is only a partial list of googled phrases that result in hits on this page.)

election 2008 update

browntastic

peanuts in poop

kiwish

big person eating

the dignity of work and the rights of workers

seamless garment tea
(what on earth is this? I am a fan of both the seamless garment viewpoint and tea, but what's with the combination?)

time for a song, a dance, and a little seltzer down your pants....

march 7 holidays in foreign countries

butterbeer alamo drafthouse recipe

analyze the song god bless texas by little texas
(quelle horreur?! not on MY blog!)

person eating photo

poop with peanuts in it

how to combine dna
(?!? - I did NOT blog about this at ANY point)

alittle song, alittle dance, alittle seltzer down your pants

we don't have white christmas in texas

peanuts in my poop

Ok people, I don't know what to do about peanuts in your poop and I'm not sure why I've earned a reputation as the go-to person for such difficulties. Maybe you should switch to cashews.