True Story

There was once a girl who was forced to compete in a pageant. Did I say pageant? I meant scholarship program.

This girl mistakenly believed that contestants were selected to compete based on the content of their applications. You cannot begin to imagine her embarassment when, during the course of the actual county-wide competition, she was asked to elaborate on her selection of Osama Bin Laden as one of the three most influential people in her life.