We had some trouble with the law this evening. Yes, Jeremy is experimenting with a life of crime. I've advised him against it based on my experiences in jail but he insisted on driving 30 miles per hour. Before you judge him for driving at such an excessive speed, know that UT's campus (scene of the crime) was completely deserted as it was 7:15 on a Saturday night, so he really wasn't endangering anyone.
Given that we are a shifty looking pair, it took two police cars to subdue the Browns. One officer guarded the passenger door (lest I bolt) while the other interviewed the suspect. Due to the utter ridiculousness of the situation we escaped with but a warning. Luckily my incessant giggling didn't irritate the officers. It was also a stroke of luck that Jeremy wasn't wanted for anything.
Happy Birthday, Jeremy, my handsome outlaw!
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