I have been wasting inordinate amounts of time on craiglist.com recently. We had great luck with that site when we were home-hunting two years ago. For those of you who are also on a quest to find a decent place to rest your head at night, here are a few tips.
* Smoke detectors are not "features" or "amenities". They are requirements by law.
* "AGGRESSIVE BREEDS WELCOME!" really means "Puncture wounds likely!"
* "Cozy" is synonymous with "shoebox"
* "Cottage" means overpriced
* "CLEAN" is not a feature. Again, it is a requirement.
* "TREE IN FRONT YARD" is not a feature or an amenity
* "Funky!" is a word I use to describe my running shoes and the olives rotting in the fridge. See above picture for further detail.
On a different note, I would like to say to anyone tempted to post links to their online porn site on our blog, I will hunt you down. Or worse, I will spam you with links to MY blog. Hah! That will teach you!
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